.... as Mr. Wonderful was quoted as saying last night, as we made our way into the movie theatre.

Why didn't I believe him? I don't know... I guess I thought he was just being a curmugeon. Turns out, he was right. Had I read any of these reviews, I would have learned that The Ring Two is a boring, long, over-dramatic piece of shiz-nit.

But, it was a night out.

In other news, my gastro-intenstinal systems has gathered forces with my colon on a revolt against my body. Ugh. For the first time in my life, I had to buy Immodium, and yeh! by boyfriend was with me. How embarrassing. For the rest of the night, he would randomly yell out DIARRHEA!, which makes me squirm - the diarrhea itself, and the fact that my boyfriend is aware of it, and advertises it. Anyway, I thought I was winning the battle, but I think they've re-grouped, and it's time for round two. You know, it would be that bad, it that's all it was - I could get caught up on all my magazine reading, but because I can't seem to keep much in me, I feel tired all the time. Boo.

And so, enough about my bum, yeah?

This next part deserves it's own sub-heading:

Jenn Needs To Take a Media Relations Course - Part Two

Do we all remember my run-in with MacLeans Magazine? The local paper has a daily 'man on the street' opinion poll about local issues. They take your picture, and wrote what you said under your picture. Everytime I read it, I think 'those people are idiots'.

And so, I joined the ranks.

The WORST part about all this is that they asked me a question in which I should have, nay do have an opinion about, but they never really gave me enough time to answer properly (or, depending on how you spin it, I can't think well on my feet). Nevertheless, the question was:

Are you worried about the threat of a teachers strike?

My answer?

"No, I don't go to school."

Could I be anymore insensitive and self-absorbed? Most of my friends are (or were) teachers! I used to work in the school systems! What's wrong with me? What I actually wanted to say was (and thankfully thought better of) was "Yes, there will be too many teenagers in the mall".
Ha.

The picture was actually pretty good, though, so I'll probably scan it in and post it. And that would make... 4 pictures of myself on my blog in a month?

Sure, I'm not self-absorbed......